The receptionist looks over and could see a man with no shirt on, moving around his apartment. The husband was almost asleep as his head hit his pillow, but his wife felt a little romantic and wanted to talk. Wearily, he reaches across and holds her hand for a few seconds, and then tries to get back to sleep. Mildly irritated, he turns over and gives her a peck on the cheek and again settles down for the night. The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream.
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Best New Jokes Compilation: Mostly Old Jokes - Suddenly Senior
We've all had that moment. Maybe sitting at dinner with a well-meaning family member, maybe with an over-eager gal or guy you were chatting up at a bar one night, or perhaps just a friendly weirdo who recognized an embarrassing shirt or service tattoo on the subway one day. Whatever the circumstances, there isn't a single veteran I've ever met who hasn't, at least once, been asked the eternal question of the civilian acquaintance: "So, did you ever kill anyone? Regardless of whether or not you have, it's one hell of an awkward spot to be put it. Personally, I've yet to meet the person that hasn't found it a frustrating, if not annoying, query to have directed at them. Veterans on the whole hate answering this damn question, and I've seen more than a few chums unable to respond to it with anything beyond baffled surprise and mild indignation.
Best New Jokes Compilation: Mostly Old Jokes
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